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Be Careful in your thoughts when You are alone and be careful of your words when you are in crowd.


Teacher : How will you divide 4 apples among 5 people ?
Osama's Son: Kill the extra one!

My first facebook status in 2013 will be "Is anyone alive?"

A 15 yrs old girl married to a 75 yrs old man. They're crying on the first night. Why? Coz girl don't know anything, the old man had forgotten everything!

3 MEN IN A PRISON...
A RAPIST,A PSYCO,& A GAY MAN...

RAPIST SAYS,
"IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I'D FUCK IT, TILL IT DIES...''

THE PSYCO,
"OH YEAH & ONCE IT'S DEAD, I'D FUCK IT TILL I DIE..."

GAY IN THE CORNER SOFTLY SAYS,
"MEYAAOOW...!" :-D


Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Student: F*cking! Teacher: How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah..

A husband helps his wife set a password for PC. He typed MYP*NIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ''Error, Not long enough."

There's always some truth behind, Just kidding. Knowledge behind, I don't know. Emotion behind, I don't care & Pain behind, It's okay.

One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her (here).

Men are the best cooks; because with 2 nuts 1 sausage & a little bit milk, he can fill a woman tummy for 9 months!

No matter what guys ride. 1) 225cc bike 2) 600cc bike 3) 1000cc Bike, they cant overtake a girl with low waist jeans on 80cc Scooter.