There are many sequels coming up this season so the second series of my funny or fact is here , hope it keeps ur curves up i mean ur smile :)
A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart.
Facebook is the second most famous word starting with F......
Never waste your time hating some1 who hates you. Cause they're many people who love u & want you to love them back.
Girls are like roads the more curvacious the more they are dangerous be on guards
I'm 16 & I haven't got my period yet. My sister is ten & she already has hers. Is there something wrong with me? Sincerely, Justin Bieber.
I'm not single. I'm romantically challenged.
I feel ashamed, Then I look at the beer & think of workers in beer factory. If I don't drink they'll be jobless.
A girl was towelling her wet p****. She enjoyed it & started rubbing it vigoursly until d pussy cried MEOW & ran away.
Bf: I cheated. Gf: so wat? I was cheating on u for past 2 yrs. U're jst for fun n gifts! Bf: You bitch, i was talking abt my exams.
A woman is like Bluetooth. You are next to her, she stays connected. you go away she finds new devices.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Funny or Fact--> copyright violation invited
Be Careful in your thoughts when You are alone and be careful of your words when you are in crowd.
Teacher : How will you divide 4 apples among 5 people ?
Osama's Son: Kill the extra one!
My first facebook status in 2013 will be "Is anyone alive?"
A 15 yrs old girl married to a 75 yrs old man. They're crying on the first night. Why? Coz girl don't know anything, the old man had forgotten everything!
3 MEN IN A PRISON...
A RAPIST,A PSYCO,& A GAY MAN...
RAPIST SAYS,
"IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I'D FUCK IT, TILL IT DIES...''
THE PSYCO,
"OH YEAH & ONCE IT'S DEAD, I'D FUCK IT TILL I DIE..."
GAY IN THE CORNER SOFTLY SAYS,
"MEYAAOOW...!" :-D
Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Student: F*cking! Teacher: How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah..
A husband helps his wife set a password for PC. He typed MYP*NIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ''Error, Not long enough."
There's always some truth behind, Just kidding. Knowledge behind, I don't know. Emotion behind, I don't care & Pain behind, It's okay.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her (here).
Men are the best cooks; because with 2 nuts 1 sausage & a little bit milk, he can fill a woman tummy for 9 months!
No matter what guys ride. 1) 225cc bike 2) 600cc bike 3) 1000cc Bike, they cant overtake a girl with low waist jeans on 80cc Scooter.
Teacher : How will you divide 4 apples among 5 people ?
Osama's Son: Kill the extra one!
My first facebook status in 2013 will be "Is anyone alive?"
A 15 yrs old girl married to a 75 yrs old man. They're crying on the first night. Why? Coz girl don't know anything, the old man had forgotten everything!
3 MEN IN A PRISON...
A RAPIST,A PSYCO,& A GAY MAN...
RAPIST SAYS,
"IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I'D FUCK IT, TILL IT DIES...''
THE PSYCO,
"OH YEAH & ONCE IT'S DEAD, I'D FUCK IT TILL I DIE..."
GAY IN THE CORNER SOFTLY SAYS,
"MEYAAOOW...!" :-D
Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Student: F*cking! Teacher: How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah..
A husband helps his wife set a password for PC. He typed MYP*NIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ''Error, Not long enough."
There's always some truth behind, Just kidding. Knowledge behind, I don't know. Emotion behind, I don't care & Pain behind, It's okay.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her (here).
Men are the best cooks; because with 2 nuts 1 sausage & a little bit milk, he can fill a woman tummy for 9 months!
No matter what guys ride. 1) 225cc bike 2) 600cc bike 3) 1000cc Bike, they cant overtake a girl with low waist jeans on 80cc Scooter.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
My original thoughts
Zindagi ki chaadar pe dosti ka rang chada ke to dekhiye,
Zindagi ki chaadar pe dosti ka rang chada ke to dekhiye
Gham se lage daag bedaag hote nazar aayenge.
The best thing about darkness is that it does not discriminate between persons on basis of their caste,creed and religion.
Purani baaton ko yaad karna acha lagta hai,
Yaad karke muskurana acha lagta hai,
Hum bulana nahi chahte un yaadon ko,
Kyunki tanhai mein aapka satana acha lagta hai.
How does a geek say to a girl," i want to be with you every moment"?
Well he says,"I want to spend time with you not in discrete manner but in continuous manner".
Nature always tries to make us happy when we smile curve of our lips is upwards like it is trying to hold the good moments and when we are depressed our lips are curved downwards trying to drain away those grief moments .
Looking from a distance sky and earth also unite but beware that's an illusion to elude you from reality.
The reason for insanity is we organize thoughts slowly in our minds thereby creating neural connections and then suddenly those connections are restructured at such a fast pace that mind is no longer able to sustain it
Zindagi ki chaadar pe dosti ka rang chada ke to dekhiye
Gham se lage daag bedaag hote nazar aayenge.
The best thing about darkness is that it does not discriminate between persons on basis of their caste,creed and religion.
Purani baaton ko yaad karna acha lagta hai,
Yaad karke muskurana acha lagta hai,
Hum bulana nahi chahte un yaadon ko,
Kyunki tanhai mein aapka satana acha lagta hai.
How does a geek say to a girl," i want to be with you every moment"?
Well he says,"I want to spend time with you not in discrete manner but in continuous manner".
Nature always tries to make us happy when we smile curve of our lips is upwards like it is trying to hold the good moments and when we are depressed our lips are curved downwards trying to drain away those grief moments .
Looking from a distance sky and earth also unite but beware that's an illusion to elude you from reality.
The reason for insanity is we organize thoughts slowly in our minds thereby creating neural connections and then suddenly those connections are restructured at such a fast pace that mind is no longer able to sustain it
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