There are many sequels coming up this season so the second series of my funny or fact is here , hope it keeps ur curves up i mean ur smile :)
A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart.
Facebook is the second most famous word starting with F......
Never waste your time hating some1 who hates you. Cause they're many people who love u & want you to love them back.
Girls are like roads the more curvacious the more they are dangerous be on guards
I'm 16 & I haven't got my period yet. My sister is ten & she already has hers. Is there something wrong with me? Sincerely, Justin Bieber.
I'm not single. I'm romantically challenged.
I feel ashamed, Then I look at the beer & think of workers in beer factory. If I don't drink they'll be jobless.
A girl was towelling her wet p****. She enjoyed it & started rubbing it vigoursly until d pussy cried MEOW & ran away.
Bf: I cheated. Gf: so wat? I was cheating on u for past 2 yrs. U're jst for fun n gifts! Bf: You bitch, i was talking abt my exams.
A woman is like Bluetooth. You are next to her, she stays connected. you go away she finds new devices.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Funny or Fact--> copyright violation invited
Be Careful in your thoughts when You are alone and be careful of your words when you are in crowd.
Teacher : How will you divide 4 apples among 5 people ?
Osama's Son: Kill the extra one!
My first facebook status in 2013 will be "Is anyone alive?"
A 15 yrs old girl married to a 75 yrs old man. They're crying on the first night. Why? Coz girl don't know anything, the old man had forgotten everything!
3 MEN IN A PRISON...
A RAPIST,A PSYCO,& A GAY MAN...
RAPIST SAYS,
"IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I'D FUCK IT, TILL IT DIES...''
THE PSYCO,
"OH YEAH & ONCE IT'S DEAD, I'D FUCK IT TILL I DIE..."
GAY IN THE CORNER SOFTLY SAYS,
"MEYAAOOW...!" :-D
Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Student: F*cking! Teacher: How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah..
A husband helps his wife set a password for PC. He typed MYP*NIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ''Error, Not long enough."
There's always some truth behind, Just kidding. Knowledge behind, I don't know. Emotion behind, I don't care & Pain behind, It's okay.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her (here).
Men are the best cooks; because with 2 nuts 1 sausage & a little bit milk, he can fill a woman tummy for 9 months!
No matter what guys ride. 1) 225cc bike 2) 600cc bike 3) 1000cc Bike, they cant overtake a girl with low waist jeans on 80cc Scooter.
Teacher : How will you divide 4 apples among 5 people ?
Osama's Son: Kill the extra one!
My first facebook status in 2013 will be "Is anyone alive?"
A 15 yrs old girl married to a 75 yrs old man. They're crying on the first night. Why? Coz girl don't know anything, the old man had forgotten everything!
3 MEN IN A PRISON...
A RAPIST,A PSYCO,& A GAY MAN...
RAPIST SAYS,
"IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I'D FUCK IT, TILL IT DIES...''
THE PSYCO,
"OH YEAH & ONCE IT'S DEAD, I'D FUCK IT TILL I DIE..."
GAY IN THE CORNER SOFTLY SAYS,
"MEYAAOOW...!" :-D
Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Student: F*cking! Teacher: How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah..
A husband helps his wife set a password for PC. He typed MYP*NIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ''Error, Not long enough."
There's always some truth behind, Just kidding. Knowledge behind, I don't know. Emotion behind, I don't care & Pain behind, It's okay.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her (here).
Men are the best cooks; because with 2 nuts 1 sausage & a little bit milk, he can fill a woman tummy for 9 months!
No matter what guys ride. 1) 225cc bike 2) 600cc bike 3) 1000cc Bike, they cant overtake a girl with low waist jeans on 80cc Scooter.
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